I never camp! I don’t see the point right now. I did when i was younger and I always had dirt in my nails and all over my face so pretty much those repressed memories of being completely filthy keep me from all that outside fun – oh as well as bears, snakes,woods wandering junkies, and scary movies. I already have a hard time falling asleep thinking someone is going to break in. I watch a lot of Law & Order for the record.
unless of course the camping experience was like any of these….